Top Country Songs of 2004
29. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
28. Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
27. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber
Of My Heart
26. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
24. (Pardon Me) I've
Got Someone To Kill
23. I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
22. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your
Buns In The Bed
21. If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
20. I Don't Know
Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
19. If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
18.And There Was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt
On
17. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
16. Why
Do You Believe Me When I Tell You that I Love You When You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life?
15. If I Can't Be Number One In
Your Life, Then Number Two on you.
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
13. How Can I Miss
You If you Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Knew you So Well.
11. I Still Miss you, Baby,
But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd win.
9. I'll
Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
8. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You here.
7.
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss
him.
5. She Got The Ring, And I Got The Finger.
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.
3. Her
Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
And the No. 1 favorite
country song is:
1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women,
But I've sure woke up with a few.
